Before you know it, Christmas will be upon us once again. So here it is. A list of totally bizarre stuff you can buy online but probably never will. Someplace deep inside, though--you know you wish you could.
WARNING: Clicking on links below will take you to outside websites over whose content I have no control.
Glow-in-the-Dark Toilet Paper (you know you want it)
Remote Control Wand (must have)
Bacon Band-Aids (I kid you not)
Food Face Plate (yes, you may play with your food)
Skel-a-Gnome (hold me back)
Food Jewelry (Can you smell the bacon?)
Peace Sign Toaster (All I can say is--WHY would you ever want one of these?)
Flavored Dental Floss (Eeeew!)
Darth Vader Lamp (Uh--okay . . .)
Nose Gel Dispenser (not even going to comment)
I know what I'm putting on my Christmas list this year . . . how about you?