Monday, May 12, 2008

Humor on the Job

Working in a library can be a lot of laughs at times. Kids say the darnedest thing when you least expect it. Here are a few true life examples of funny things that have happened to me and my fellow children’s librarians while on the job.

One of my favorite “Working in the Library” memories was the time someone made the mistake of buying, like, ten of those potty training board books with the realistic flushing sound. It was a flushing frenzy. Kids would get a hold of one and flush it over and over and over and over. For weeks you couldn’t stroll through the stacks without hearing the sound of a toilet flushing somewhere a couple rows down. No one was more relieved than the children’s staff when all the batteries finally wore down. NO attempts were made to replace them.

I was once trying to help a patron find a book for her preteen son. “City of Ember is a book he might like,” I said to her. A pair of lips belonging to some random child suddenly appeared in a small gap in between the book shelves. “Beware the City of Ember,” the kid whispered in a low spooky voice. The lips disappeared as quickly as they had come. The woman turned to me with a smile. “I’ll take the book!” She said.

One day I spotted a boy sticking his finger into one of the cracks in one of our glass display cases to get at the things inside. “Please, don’t stick your fingers in there,” I said. The boy gave me these big innocent eyes and said, “Okay.” I started to walk away but noticed he continued to sit there with his finger in the case. I walked slowly back. “Are you stuck?” I asked. The boy’s facade crumbled and he started to cry. “Yes!” he said. I got the key and released him from the display. He never did try that again.

My all time favorite is the time one of our librarians noticed a ten or eleven year old boy, with tears running down his cheeks, sitting at a table one day. In real concern she approached the boy and asked if he was all right. “Why do characters that you’ve learned to love have to die?” he sobbed. “He’s been in so many books why did they have to kill him?” Feeling touched over the boy’s attachment to his fictional friend, she gently asked him what he was reading. He lifted the book so she could see the title. Bionicles # 5: Voyage of Fear. Ah, the power of great literature.

And here are a few more examples of conversations I’ve had on the job:

Preteen Girl: I need your help.
Me: What can I do for you?
Preteen Girl: What should I be when I grow up?
Me: Anything you want.
Preteen Girl: (After thinking awhile) I think I’ll be a Supermodel.
Me: Do you want some books about modeling?
Preteen Girl: No thanks. I think I’ve got it now.

If only it were that easy. Then there was that another time--

Little Boy (Standing at the front desk unashamedly picking his nose the entire time.) Do you have books on dust mites?

He probably really needed it too. Just one more story.

Woman Patron: Do you have photographs of dinosaurs?
(I show her the books about dinosaurs.)
Woman Patron: These are paintings of dinosaurs not photographs.
(I patiently explain to her there are no photographs of real dinosaurs just paintings and digital pictures.)
Woman Patron: Yes there are, I’ve seen them!

Photographs of real dinosaurs--let me just get out my trusty time machine.

6 comments:

Pinky and The Gang said...

I really love your work stories ... kids are really funny. I'm glad you shared these ones.

Jamie said...

I went to see Prince Caspian on Friday, and the whole time during the City of Ember preview my roommate was whispering, "Beware the City of Ember..."

It was great.

Sylwia Lipinska Hardman said...

Sheila

I'm so excited that you have a blog and that i can keep up with your everyday life now. i miss you and i sure love the internet for keepingg up with people. i'm so excited to read your book opinions. we read so much in my house i need a good librarian like you to make recommendations!!

some of my son's latest favorites are the Bloody Jack series about the orphan girl. The Stravaganza series, and Ordinary Boy series. there are only two of those out so far.

in the past we ejoyed the city of ember and the people of sparks, one that you mentioned in your post.

i just love the idea of talking about books with you! maybe you could make a list of your favorites?

sylwia

Pinky and The Gang said...

I really like your blog ... the colors are fantastic! Please tell me who your web decorator is ... hehehehe!

chantelle said...

Ha ha ha! I love the "bionicles" story--so hilarious!

Lepi said...

I really LOVE the one about the City of Ember... *whispers* Beware the City of Emnber. The Bionicles one was so sad!

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